My parents are two very different people.
When I was in high school, my mom ran into the house with a grin on her face and a CD in her hand. "I just heard the best song!" she said. "You're going to love it!"
She popped it into the CD player, pressed play, and danced around the house. That was the first time I heard "I Like Big Butts." So my mom is pretty cool.
My dad is the kind of guy who tells the same jokes as often as humanly possible. I hate cemeteries because of him. Everytime we pass by one, he says, "People are dying to get in there." I also never start a sentence with the word "surely" because he will undoubtably say, "Don't call me Shirley."
My parents rarely embarrass me, but there was this one time I'll never forget. We were in a store and my brothers and I found one of those video game demos and started playing it. When my dad was done shopping and told us we had to go, we didn't want to stop. We said, "We'll leave in just a sec," and kept playing.
My dad came back later and we said the same thing: "We'll be ready in just a sec."
The third time he came by we said, "Just a sec."
By this time, his face was red. My dad shouted loud enough for everyone in the store to hear, "No more secs, let's go!"
Confused people looked into our ailse to see who was having sex in the store. We covered our faces and ran to the car.